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Here is one of the easiest rules to remember when thinking about the basic cola gods and which type of foods they should be attached to. I’m talking about Pepsi and Coke. I would say Coca Cola, but I’d sound like a commercial.
Think of Coke like steak sauce and Pepsi like ketchup. This is in no way an insult to Pepsi, which I’ll explain. We all know that the new burger of the season will probably have onion petals or steak sauce, but it really is, well, terrible- and next time you go, you get the ketchup instead. If you eat steak with ketchup, it'll probably taste like pure ass. If it tastes good, then that's not a steak. It may look like a steak, but that shit never moo'd in its life.
Ironically, if you go to Burger King or McDonald’s- they both serve Coke and not Pepsi products- and you have to drink what they give you. The Pepsi product gods are associated with that huge group of restaurants like Taco Bell and KFC (and a few others)- none of which serve burgers. They do serve the TRIPLE STEAK Burrito! By the way, if the Triple Steak Burrito costs like, two bucks, then is it really steak? What part of the cow does that even come from?
So, if you go out for fast food burgers- Pepsi. If you go out for steak- Coke.
Oh, and if you go to a barbeque to get a burger- RC Cola, baby.
Here is one of the easiest rules to remember when thinking about the basic cola gods and which type of foods they should be attached to. I’m talking about Pepsi and Coke. I would say Coca Cola, but I’d sound like a commercial.
Think of Coke like steak sauce and Pepsi like ketchup. This is in no way an insult to Pepsi, which I’ll explain. We all know that the new burger of the season will probably have onion petals or steak sauce, but it really is, well, terrible- and next time you go, you get the ketchup instead. If you eat steak with ketchup, it'll probably taste like pure ass. If it tastes good, then that's not a steak. It may look like a steak, but that shit never moo'd in its life.
Ironically, if you go to Burger King or McDonald’s- they both serve Coke and not Pepsi products- and you have to drink what they give you. The Pepsi product gods are associated with that huge group of restaurants like Taco Bell and KFC (and a few others)- none of which serve burgers. They do serve the TRIPLE STEAK Burrito! By the way, if the Triple Steak Burrito costs like, two bucks, then is it really steak? What part of the cow does that even come from?
So, if you go out for fast food burgers- Pepsi. If you go out for steak- Coke.
Oh, and if you go to a barbeque to get a burger- RC Cola, baby.
I don't know who this Soda Jerk is, but his knowledge of soda is unparalleled in the soda blog industry.
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ReplyDeleteYou spelled "they're" wrong.
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What are your thoughts on bottles vs. cans? Any preference?
ReplyDeleteNo contest:
ReplyDeleteGlass bottles.
Plastic is fine, but glass is the best. Hell, if you have a plastic bottle or a can, pour it into a glass. Not as good as the original glass bottle method, but as close as you can fake it!
You know what they say about High-Fructose Corn Syrup? Don't cha? Huh?...Wha...
ReplyDeleteWhat? That it's made from corn? And that it's fine if taken in moderation?
ReplyDeleteOh, and it's delicious!